- “Wouldja lookit that! Some fool hid a dang gum egg in me treasure.”
- —Crazy Ed
His favorite diving spot is located within the fleet but it is invaded by Rhynocs.
Behind the scenes
He talks with an exaggerated Texan accent, and is supposed to be an anthropomorphic opossum by his appearance.
- Even after Crazy Ed leaves the level to go back to the rocket ship, he will remain in the submarine area.
- If you charge, flame or headbash Crazy Ed, he says "Yahoo!"